all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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