I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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