the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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