K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize