Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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