When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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