Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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