Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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