google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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