You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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