I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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