What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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