My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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