Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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