OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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