I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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