Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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