I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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