i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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