yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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