This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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