Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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