we have pet lesbian snakes
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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