We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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