the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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