We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize