Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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