Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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