Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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