He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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