this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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