I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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