The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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