He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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