Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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