Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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