OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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