I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Come on in and take your pants off
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