marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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