This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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