It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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