I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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