he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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