the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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