I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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