So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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