Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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