Can Purell be used as lube?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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