My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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