.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Come share oat with me in your robe
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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